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Cassandra Steen
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Be Our Guest
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin round your neck, cherie
And we provide the rest
Soup du jour!
Hot hors d'oeuvres!
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!
They can sing, they can dance!
After all, miss, this is France!
And a dinner here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance, and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui, our guest!
Be our guest!
Beef ragout! Cheese souffle!
Pie and pudding en flambe!
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret!
You're alone and you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the faltware's entertaining
We tell jokes, I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks
And it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet!
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass to
Be our guest!
If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest
Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest
Life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful
Suddenly, those good old days are gone
Ten years, we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
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Needing exersice, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat, and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
It's a guest, it's a guest
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert, she'll want tea
And my dear, that's fine with me
While the cups do their soft-shoeing
I'll be bubbling! I'll be brewing!
I'll get warm, piping hot!
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the company impressed!
We've got a lot to do
Is it one lump or two
For you, our guest?
She's our guest
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Our command is your request
It's been years since we had anybody here
And we're obsessed with your meal,
With your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you, we'll keep going
Course by course, one by one!
Till you shout, 'Enough, I'm done!'
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as your digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up!
But for now, let's eat up!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
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