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Christmas Queens
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'Twas the Night (Interlude)
'Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through the town
Every queen was invited, from fishy, to clown
A blizzard was brewing, a snow storm was near
But, nothing could keep them from the event of the year
Carrying casseroles, presents, and booze
They sloshed through the snow in their high-heeled shoes
They each braved the blustery, dastardly cold
Unaware of the madness the evening would hold
And so starts a story that's crazy, but true
So snuggle up tight, for Christmas Queens 2
Brrrr! Oh, my God, it's so cold!
I know, I can't feel my nose!
Here, let me feel it for you
Ow!
Sorry! Ssss- Ugh, why did I wear these shoes!
I know, why did I wear these luxurious 6- 8- 12 inch heels!
You mean 2 inch heels?
Oh!
Doorbell and door knocking
Ohp, guess nobody's home, bye!-
Door opens
Hi, girls!
Jackie Beat!
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Oh, heyyy, girllll...
Are you gonna get dressed for your own party? Just kidding, you look great
Huh, hilarious. Why can't you be that funny on stage, Manila?
Oh, shut up, let's get in here
There's a load of laundry in the back for you to start on
Hi, guys!
Merry Christmaaas!
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!
Look at this party!
Yeah
What a joy it is to spend it with you shady bitches
I know, I agree!
Where's the food?
Where are my presents? Ahahaha!
Oh, hey, Jiggles. What a beautiful smile!
I bought it! It's finally paid for!
Girls laughing
You know what this party needs?
A live goat and a kiddie pool full of butterscotch pudding?
Ahahah! No, silly, some music!
Let's sing a song!
Yeah! Laugh
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