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Baldwin of Erebor
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The Herald's Complaint
When I was just a pursuivant at Herald High I studied with a conscience as the days went by; I listened to the lectures and took note of evry phrase And I gave my life to learning the correct heraldic ways.
But with ev'ning come and classes closed and midnight candles burnt, I would lie in bed and hearken back to all that I had learnt, And as I lay near slumber's door beneath the candle's gleam An eerie vision came to me appearing in a dream - It was
a dove displayed upon a billet chequy or and gules Between a pair of cockatrices clad in motley like a fool's. Their feathers were dimidiated with a tree eradicated Limbed and fructed counter compony.
Beside the field of honor at a tournament I was resting from my labors in the herald's tent When my reverie was broken by a newly-belted knight Who had come for some assurance that his coat of arms was right.
I sat him down and talked to him about simplicity And shared with him the good advice that had been taught to me. Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com 'My lord,' he said, 'My thanks to thee, you really have been kind. Now let me tell you of the coat of arms I have in mind. I want
a dove displayed upon a billet chequy or and gules Between a pair of cockatrices clad in motley like a fool's. Their feathers are dimidiated with a tree eradicated Limbed and fructed counter compony.'
'Your blazon is impossible,' was my response. 'It's so complex, the college would reject it at the nonce. It breaks the rules of heraldry; it can't be done, you see. Besides, the arms you've blazoned have been registered to me. I have a
a dove displayed upon a billet chequy or and gules Between a pair of cockatrices clad in motley like a fool's. Their feathers are dimidiated with a tree eradicated Limbed and fructed counter compony -
And those are the arms that belong to me!'
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