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John Pinette( John Paul Pinette )
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Subway Diet
I tried the Subway Diet, because I'm on the road thirty-five, fourty weeks of the year, and there's a subway everywhere.
And Subway's pretty good, but that Jared guy, he went every day for a year, ah.
Were you stalking a girl behind the counter?
I...
I tried it, I went every day for a month.
Everyday, I went to Subway, after about two weeks, the alarm clock would ring, and I'd go, '
Oh God!
I wonder what I am gonna have for lunch today.' (Gibberish!) I'd be doing this in line (Gibberish!), after a month I lost weight, I also lost my will to live.
I burned out on Subway, I'd still go to Subway if I was starving in the desert and saw a Subway I'd go, '
Wow, lets walk a little further and come back if we have to.'
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