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Letter From The Scallop Boat

Lyricist:Brockie, Derks, Lee, Orr, Bradley Dunbar Roberts

Dear Oderus Urungus
Hey man, do you remember me?
I remember you

I was the guy with the grizzled face
And the lousy weed and the really bad tattoo
And now I'm getting 20 to life
For killing the guy that was humping my wife
And I thought I'd write a letter to you

Scallop boat now, baby
Scallop boat
I.V. coke now, baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat

I used to work on a scallop boat
Made some money there
I used to do the I.V. coke
Lost some money there, yeah

Scallop boat now, baby
Scallop boat
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I.V. coke now, baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat

Down here in jail I do as I'm able
I got caught smoking crack
So they cut off my cable
But could you, maybe you come by
Bust me outta here?

But there is one thing
That I don't understand
I thought the South Pole
Was the home of the band
Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond?

Don't break up man
Keep it together
I love you guys
I love you guys
Funky, funky, funky, funky
Funky, funky scallop boat