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Toy Dolls( The Toy Dolls )【 208 songs in total 】
Toy Dolls are an English punk rock band formed in 1979. Departing from the angry lyrics and music often associated with punk rock, The Toy Dolls worked within the aesthetics of punk to express a sense of fun, with songs such as 'Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead', 'My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar' and 'James Bond Lives Down Our Street'. There is often alliteration in their song titles (e.g. 'Peter Practice's Practice Place', 'Fisticuffs in Frederick Street', 'Neville Is a Nerd'). They are probably best known however for their sole UK hit, a punk-rock cover of 'Nellie the Elephant'.

Their albums usually include a cover version of a well-known hit song, usually sped up to the usual punk rock tempo. Covers have included: 'Blue Suede Shoes', 'Toccata in Dm', 'No Particular Place to Go', 'Sabre Dance', 'Livin' La Vida Loca', 'Lazy Sunday', 'I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)', 'She's So Modern' and 'The Final Countdown'. They have also recorded parodies of popular songs, such as 'The Kids in Tyne and Wear (Kids in America)' and 'The Devil Went Down to Scunthorpe (The Devil Went Down to Georgia)'. Their albums often start with a short intro with a catchy guitar riff, and end with an outro, which is usually a slightly longer variation of the intro riff. Kazoos are also prominent in many of their songs.

Most of the band members have nicknames, and are rarely seen without their cartoonish rectangular sunglasses (although they appeared bare-eyed on the One More Megabyte album cover).

Members

As of 2007, the band has had 14 different drummers and 12 different bassists. Olga is the only remaining original member of the band. After Olga, drummer Martin Yule had the longest tenure in the band (1987–2000). Yule currently owns a shop in Sunderland called 'Hotrats.' Former drummer Dave 'the Nut' Nuttall owns Jalapeño Drums (a custom drum company based in Lancaster, Lancashire). The current lead singer/guitarist with The Stranglers Baz Warne also had a stint with the band. Olga has played bass on tours with the US punk band The Dickies, and also with The Adicts. Gary Dunn, former bassist of The Toy Dolls (1997–1999), teaches music at City of Sunderland College, and former drummer Trevor 'The Frog' Brewis, teaches music at Middlesbrough College, though Olga moved away from the north east of England a number of years ago, and now lives in London.

It has become a tradition to give a special nickname to every Toy Dolls member.
Current members

Michael 'Olga' Algar - lead vocals, guitar
Duncan 'The Amazing Mr. Duncan' Redmonds - drums, vocals
Tom 'Tommy Goober' Blyth - bass, vocals

Toy Dolls alumni

Peter 'Pete Zulu' Robson - bass, guitar
Phillip 'Flip' Dugdale - bass
Colin 'Mr. Scott' Scott - drums
Paul 'Hud' Hudson - vocals
Dean 'Dean James' Robson - drums 1980, bass guitar 1985/88
Trevor 'Trevor The Frog' Brewis - drums
Graham 'Teddy Toy Doll' Edmundson - drums
Robert 'Happy Bob' Kent - drums
Steve 'Rubiboy' Mallinson- bass
Frederick 'Freddie Hotrock' Robertson - bass
Nick Buck - drums
Barry 'Bonny Baz' Warne - bass
Alan 'Dirty Dicka' Nixon - drums
Malcolm 'Dicky' Dick - drums
Paul 'Little Paul' Smith - drums
Ernest 'Ernie' Algar - bass
Kevin 'Canny Kev' Scott - drums
Martin 'Marty' Yule - drums
John 'K'Cee' Casey - bass
Richard 'Dicky Hammond' Hammond - bass
Gary 'Gary Fun' Dunn - bass
Suba - drums
Michael 'Reb' Rebbig - bass
David 'Dave the Nut' Nuttall - drums
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  Song Lyricist Composer Date
1 A Bunch O'fairies     2003-12
2 A Diamond     2006-03
3 A Far Out Theme Tune(Provided)     2003-09
4 Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)(Provided)     2003-12
5 Absurd-Ditties(Provided)     2003-12
6 Alec's Back     2003-02
7 Alec's Back      
8 Alecs Gone     2003-12
9 Alfie from the Bronx      
10 Anniversary Waltz Al Dubin, Dave Franklin   2003-02
11 Any Dream Will Do Andrew Lloyd-webber, Tim Rice   1995-02
12 Arigato(Provided)     2012-12
13 Audreys Alone At Last     2003-02
14 B.E.E.R     2012-12
15 Bachelor Boy / When Gary Married Melanie     2002-11
16 Back In '79     2003-12
17 Bare Faced Cheek     2006-03
18 Barry the Roofer      
19 Bitten by a Bed Bug     2003-12
20 Blaze Of The Borough     2003-12
21 Bless You My Son Michael Algar   2003-09
22 Blue Suede Shoes Carl Perkins   2007-05
23 Bored Housewife     2002-11
24 Bowling Barmy     1995-02
25 Carol Dodds is Pregnant Jackson Browne, Daniel Kortchmar   2003-09
26 Caught Up The Reeperbahn!     2003-12
27 Charlies Watching     2003-02
28 Chartbuster'/Razzmatazz Outro.(Provided)     2003-09
29 Cheatin' Chick from China     2010-02
30 Cheatin' Chick From China      
31 Cheerio & Toodle Pip Harold Arlen, Ted Koehler    
32 Chenky Is A Puff     2010-02
33 Cloughy Is A Bootboy!     2003-12
34 Cloughy Is A Bootboy     2012-12
35 Come Back Jackie     2003-09
36 Come Back Jacky      
37 Commercial Break(Provided)     2003-09
38 Credit Crunch Christmas     2012-12
39 Davey's Days     2010-02
40 Davey's Took The Plunge     2003-12
41 David's Xr2     1995-02
42 Decca's Drinkin' Dilemma     2012-12
43 Deidree's A Slag     2003-09
44 Dez The Demon Decorator     2003-12
45 Dig That Groove Baby (Live)      
46 Dig That Groove Baby     2007-05
47 Dirty Doreen     2012-12
48 Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell     1986
49 Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!     2003-09
50 Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue     2012-12
51 Dorkamania     2003-02
52 Dougy Giro     2007-05
53 Down At The Old 29     2012-12
54 Drooling Banjos(Provided)     2003-12
55 Eine Kleine Nacht Muzik(Provided)     2003-02
56 Ernie Had a Hernia      
57 Ernie Had An Hernia     2003-12
58 Everybody Jitterbug      
59 Fat Bob's Feet!     2003-12
60 Fiery Jack      
61 Firey Jack     2012-12
62 Firey Jack     2007-05
63 Fisticuffs In Frederick Street     2003-09
64 Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need To Shout)(Provided)     2003-09
65 Frankie's Got the Blues     2003-12
66 Fred Olivier     2002-11
67 Geordie's Gone to Jail (Japanese)      
68 Geordie's Gone to Jail     1986
69 Glenda And The Test Tube Baby     2007-05
70 Gloomy Intro/Toy Doll Tonic(Provided)     2003-12
71 Goodnight Irene(Provided)     2003-12
72 Gordon Brown Gets Me Down     2012-12
73 Griefsville     1986
74 H.O.     1994-12
75 H.O.      
76 Hanky Panky     1994-12
77 Hanky Panky      
78 Harry Cross (A Tribute to Edna)     1986
79 Harry's Hands     1995-02
80 Her With A Hoover     2003-02
81 Her With a Hoover      
82 How Do You Deal With Neal?     2006-03
83 Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!     2006-03
84 I Caught It from Camilla     2010-02
85 I Gave My Heart to a Slag Called Sharon from Whitley Bay     2010-02
86 I Tried to Trust Tracey     1986
87 I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies     2003-02
88 I'll Get Even With Steven (Steven Is Tender)     1986
89 I'm a Lonely Bastard     2002-11
90 I'm A Telly Addict!     2003-12
91 I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles Charles Stobo Reid, Craig Morris Reid   2002-11
92 I've Got Asthma (Olga Acoustic Version) (Bonus Track)      
93 I've Got Asthma     2012-12
94 I've Had Enough O'magaluf     2003-02
95 Idle Gossip (Live)      
96 Idle Gossip Michael Algar   1986
97 If You're In a Pop Group You'll End Up Paying a Fortune Practising At Peter Practice's Practice Place     1986
98 In Tommy's Head     2002-11
99 Introduction(Provided)     2003-12
100 Ivy's Lurid Lips     1995-02
101 James Bond Lives Down Our Street     1986
102 Jean's Been     2010-02
103 Keith's a Thief Michael Algar   1986
104 Kevin's Cotton Wool Kids     2012-12
105 Kids In Tyne & Wear     2003-12
106 Lazy Sunday Afternoon     1995-02
107 Lazy Sunday Afternoon      
108 Lester Fiddled The Tax Man     2003-12
109 Livin' la Vida Loca Desmond Child, Robi Rosa   2003-02
110 Livin' On Newton Hall     2003-02
111 Marty's Mam     2012-12
112 Me 'n' John Williams(Provided)     2002-11
113 Mega Intro(Provided)     2002-11
114 Mega Outro(Provided)     2002-11
115 Melancholy Margaret     2003-12
116 Modern Schools Of Motoring     2003-09
117 Molly Was Immoral     2012-12
118 My Baby Is A Battleaxe     2003-02
119 My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar     2003-09
120 My Wife's A Psychopath!     2003-12
121 Nellie the Elephant (1984)      
122 Nellie the Elephant (Live)      
123 Nellie the Elephant (live)      
124 Nellie The Elephant     2007-05
125 Nelly The Elephant      
126 Neville Is A Nerd     2006-03
127 No One Knew the Real Emu     2010-02
128 No Particular Place To Go Chuck Berry   2003-12
129 Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare     2006-03
130 Olga Crack Corn(Provided)     2003-12
131 Olga... I Cannot      
132 Olgac I Cannot     1986
133 Olgamental Intro(Provided)     2012-12
134 Olgamental Outro(Provided)     2012-12
135 One More Megabyte     2002-11
136 One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)     2003-12
137 Orcastrated(Provided)     1995-02
138 Our Last Intro?(Provided)     2010-02
139 Our Last Outro?(Provided)     2010-02
140 Park Lane Punch Up     2006-03
141 PC Stoker     1986
142 Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You)     1995-02
143 Poltergeist In The Pantry     1995-02
144 Poor Davey     2007-05
145 Pot Belly Bill     2003-12
146 Pot Luck Percy     1995-02
147 Poverty Pleadin' Peter     2003-12
148 Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be, But Was She There To Meet Me... No Chance     2007-05
149 Quick To Quit The Quentin     2006-03
150 Razzmatazz Intro.(Provided)     2003-09
151 Rita's Innocent     2010-02
152 Rodney's Memory     2003-12
153 Ron Dixon Dumped D-D     1995-02
154 Rupert The Bear     2003-09
155 Rupert the Bear      
156 Sabre Dance(Provided)     2003-12
157 Sciatia Sucks     2012-12
158 She Goes To Finos (Live)      
159 She Goes To Finos     2003-09
160 She'll Be Back with Keith Someday     2002-11
161 She's a Leech     2002-11
162 She's So Modern     2010-02
163 Silly Billy     1986
164 Sod The Neighbours     2003-12
165 Spiders In The Dressing Room T. Arena R. Price   2007-05
166 Spiders In the Dressing Room      
167 Stay Mellow     2007-05
168 Sunderland Celebrity(Provided)     2012-12
169 Taken For A Mug     1995-02
170 Terry Talking     2003-12
171 Thank You To(Provided)     2010-02
172 The Anniversary Waltz     2003-02
173 The Ashbrooke Launderette (You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your Whites'll Be as Black as Ink)      
174 The Ashbrooke Launderette... (You'll Stink, Your Clothes'll Shrink, Your Whites'll Be Black As Ink)     2006-03
175 The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash!     2003-12
176 The Death of Barry the Roofer with Vertigo     2010-02
177 The Devil Went Down to Georgia Scunthorpe     2002-11
178 The Devil Went Down to Georgia      
179 The Devil Went Down to Scunthorpe      
180 The Final Countdown(Provided)     2010-02
181 The Lambrusco Kid     1986
182 The Memory of Nobby     2002-11
183 The Psychosurgery     1995-02
184 The Sphinx Stink     2012-12
185 The Sphinx Stinks     2003-12
186 Theme Tune(Provided)     2007-05
187 There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street     2003-12
188 Toccata in Dm(Provided)     2003-12
189 Tommy Kowey's Car      
190 Tony Talks Tripe     2010-02
191 Toy Doll Tonic/Gloomy Outro(Provided)     2003-12
192 Turtle Crazy (Instrumental)      
193 Turtle Crazy!     2003-12
194 Up The Garden Path     2007-05
195 Wakey Wakey Intro(Provided)     2003-12
196 Wakey Wakey Outro(Provided)     2003-12
197 We Quit The Cavalry Bob Hilliard, Milton Delugg   2003-12
198 We're 21 Today     2003-02
199 We're Mad     2003-09
200 What She Had With Huey     2003-02
201 When You're Jimmy Saville     2003-12
202 Wipe Out!(Provided)     2003-09
203 Worse Things Happen At Sea     2007-05
204 Yellow Burt     2003-12
205 You & A Box Of Handkerchiefs     2003-09
206 You Won't Be Merry On a North Sea Ferry     1986
207 Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead (New Recording)     2010-02
208 Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead     2006-03