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Lewis Black
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MTV
作词:Stephen Sondheim
And then I knew things had taken a turn for the worse When, 3 years ago, they hired MTV to do the Halftime Show And you know why would you hire MTV to do music? MTV has nothing to do with music, okay
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken MTV is video and video goes where? In your eye, music goes in your ear Ear, eye, eye, ear
Big fucking difference, music is like a drug When you hear it, you have a vision And that vision can change over time or remain the same You know, that first time when you're in love and you hear a love song
And you think every time you think about it You have that vision of your special someone And then, 2 years after you broke up, you're at the bar And you hear that song, and you go, 'Son of a bitch I'll have a Yager'
But whatever your vision is, I will tell you If you're watching a music video And the video is exactly the same as your vision Kill yourself
MTV had brought to the stage that day Britney Spears, N'Sync and Aerosmith and they were playing music together 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 If that's what you could fuckin' call it
It was staggering to watch It was so painful I actually took a spoon and shoved it up my own ass Because if I'm gonna hurt that bad, I'm gonna do it to myself
So it was absolutely extraordinary when CBS hired MTV To do the Super bowl this year Unbelievable and that CBS would be shocked that MTV couldn't present a Family Halftime Show
Had none of the executives at CBS ever turned on MTV? All you gotta to do is watch it for 5 minutes And know that it should be called 'The Boner Network'
Kids come home from school, 'I'm gonna watch MTV' And they lock themselves in their room And just put their little peckers right up on the set
And let me tell you, It will continue no matter what has happened Because of the recent events, I will guarantee that it will continue to Evolve the way it has evolved
The halftime show in ten years will literally be just planes Flying over the stadium and dropping shit on people While an orchestra plays classical music
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