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thecomputernerd01
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The Randomly Random Rap
Ok, I opened up my microwave, To show you guys I'm really rigged. I crawled into a cave, and shaved my whole entire beard off, but wait! I don't have a beard. It must've gotten smeared, I feared. I'm weird, so I just dissapeared. I saw a bunch of ants. They made me poop my pants, cause I'm scared of plants, they try to kill me. While I'm takin' a pee, in the middle of my yard, I got stung by a bee on my anus; now I'm starved! I can't even walk, or talk, or do the stanky leg, so I just bought egg, and I named it Greg. I eat like a dinosoar when I'm on the floor, and I never really snore, when I'm walkin' through the store. Cause it's rude and I'm not in the mood. Dude, I look like melon. Ellen, put me on your show, bro. Woah! Is that a toe? No, it's a can of tuna, and you are my kahuna. I like to smell fowers. They give super powers. My grandma is the best; she always buys me Crest. So I went on a quest, to look for Kanye West. I licked a battery, and then I bought this dog! I don't like cats. They make me think of rats. And also baseball bats. I'm crazy, but not really lazy. I'm a hazy little dazy when you slap me in the face. I really like to chace squirrels. So I ate this peace of grass, cause it looked like a bass. I fainted, then I woke up and my hair was really green. What the heck? I'm watchen Star Trek. I'm a wreck. 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 Tech Deck. QuickChek is the best store in the world! I don't like Twilight, but I want to fly a kite at the Jersey Shore, but not with Snooki, she's a whale, and I never owned a snail cause they're slow. My puppet has a big sick nasty fro! I own a pizza box, and rocks. My socks are awesome. I have this really big pillow in my room, and it smells like perfume. Actually my toilet, well it doesn't really matter. I just climbed up a ladder. SAID: Oh crap! I do not know how to get down! I am a beast with the breath of a donkey. I brush two times a day to keep the doctor away. Oh yes I own my own gun. I shoot it at the sun. It's fun to run in circles when you're bored. Yo, I'm a gangster, son. (laughs) Oh my goodness! Is that a whale? I walk down the street, while I carry lots of meat. I'm beat, so I'm gonna tweet about my smelly feet. I wash them with soap. It gives me some of hope that someday they'll actually smell like a real rope. That didn't make sense. I found fifty cents. Picture laying on the ground, so now I'm gonna pound my fist into this wall. Ouch! I really do like raisins! Check it.
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